Let's learn Singlish

SINGLISH is Singaporean English

English: The Manchester United players were not up to standard today. It was a waste of my time watching them.
Singlish: Man U kana sai! Waste my time only!

English: I can't help but notice that you've been staring at me for the past few minutes. Is anything the matter?
Singlish: See what see?

English: Excuse me, could you please keep quiet? I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Singlish: Oi, shaddup can?

English: This way to your table, please.
Singlish: Come!

English: What shall we have for dinner this evening?
Singlish: Tonight eat what, ah?