(Lazy people’s logic)
There should be a better way to start a day...
than waking up every morning.
Never put off the work till tomorrow ...
what you can put off today.
Practice makes perfect..
But nobody's perfect..
so why practice?
(with a bit of compassion)
'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk?
(with some aspiration!)
'Your future depends on your dreams'
So go to sleep
(why me?)
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
(Truism?)
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
(long word with short meaning)
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
(plays down the importance of money?)
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
(Carnivorous humour?)
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
On marriage:
(truisms?)
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
(only appears to be)
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Against marriage:
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
(what a relief!):
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
Lazy students’ logic:
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn?
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